For brands

No brand has bought anything and no vote has been cast. We publish no audience figures because the honest figure is zero, and there is no opening date because the clock starts the day two brands have signed for the first match.

Whoever comes first comes knowing that. In exchange they are the brand that starts the clock, and the first match in the stadium's history is theirs.

The stands

A rectangle of seats, held for a number of matches. The more compact the rectangle and the closer to the pitch, the further across the bowl it reads.

The perimeter

The ring of boards around the pitch, sold as a share of a rotation rather than as a piece of ground, so one match can carry several.

The tunnel

The corridor walls the teams come out through. It is cheap because the people who see it are walking, not watching.

The ground

The apron outside the stadium, before the gates.

€500 – €10,000

Almost every surface sits between 500 and 10,000 euro per match, VAT excluded, by how large it is and how close to the pitch. Per match is the part that matters: a twenty match campaign costs twenty times that, and the total is shown before payment.

The examples below are not a hand written list. They are computed now, by the same functions that will produce the invoice.

Three things sit outside that bracket, and we say so rather than hide them. A small block in a corner costs less than five hundred, and it is the first row of the table. A tunnel cell is ten euro. A very large block on a long side goes past ten thousand. A business pays twice what a private person pays for the same surface, because on that surface it is selling something.

Surfaces have a price. The two brands that play the match do not: they are decided on an open board, where an offer binds while it stands and is released the moment it is outbid, with nothing withheld.

The board closes at a moment nobody knows, us included: it is drawn by the system, between three and five days after the board opens, from the match number and a key, and there is no lever by which anybody can move it. The exact instant is published once it has passed. There is no last minute to wait for, so the price to offer is what the slot is worth to you on the day.

The result. Votes are free, need no account, and nothing is collected from anyone who votes. Buying half the stadium does not move the count by one.

Winning gives the plaque on the home page and the record. No discount, no priority in the next auction, no prize, no money. The brand that wins queues up and pays like everyone else for the next one, so a result is worth exactly what people think of it.

And if we find votes being manufactured, the round or the match is void and we say publicly why. Where the manufacturing is a brand's own doing, that brand is out with no refund.

1. 01Write. One line to info@takesit.fun with the brand, the surface you want and for how many matches. We come back with a quote and the contract.
2. 02The contract. An Italian law advertising insertion contract, Rome jurisdiction. It is not published here because it is under legal review: we send it on request, and we send it before asking you for anything.
3. 03The documents. Company registration extract, and the trademark registration certificate or the written licence if the mark belongs to somebody else. It protects you and it protects us.
4. 04The mark. A PNG with a transparent background, at least 2,048 pixels on its longest side. No other format, SVG included, and the reason is in the brand mark terms.
5. 05Payment. In advance against an electronic invoice: bank transfer, or card and SEPA debit through the Stripe link written on the invoice. From an account or card in the company's name. No cash and no payment by third parties.

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Write to info@takesit.fun.